99% of what I’m thinking during a conversation
-“is this how you think?”
-“do you think I can believe you?”
-“do you really think I’m this kind of person?”
-“I’ve heard this before”
-“do you ever listen to yourself?”
-“holy shit, you are an idiot”
-“holy shit, you are oblivious”
-“holy shit, do you have any autonomy?”
-“holy shit, you sound like you’re buried alive by your own life”
-“that’s pretty funny”
-“i guess that’s why you’re single”
-“i guess that’s why you’re not single”
-“can we go somewhere else”
-“thats pretty funny”
-“i agree!”
-“i don’t think i agree”
-“I don’t agree, but I could change my mind”
-“you are crazy”
-“did you just steal my joke?”
-“I don’t want to explain this”
-all the above, plus “yeeeah, but I do really like hanging out with you”
-“I’m hungry”
-“martini next?”
