99% of what I’m thinking during a conversation

-“is this how you think?”

-“do you think I can believe you?”

-“do you really think I’m this kind of person?”

-“I’ve heard this before”

-“do you ever listen to yourself?”

-“holy shit, you are an idiot”

-“holy shit, you are oblivious”

-“holy shit, do you have any autonomy?”

-“holy shit, you sound like you’re buried alive by your own life”

-“that’s pretty funny”

-“i guess that’s why you’re single”

-“i guess that’s why you’re not single”

-“can we go somewhere else”

-“thats pretty funny”

-“i agree!”

-“i don’t think i agree”

-“I don’t agree, but I could change my mind”

-“you are crazy”

-“did you just steal my joke?”

-“I don’t want to explain this” 

-all the above, plus “yeeeah, but I do really like hanging out with you”

-“I’m hungry”

-“martini next?”

posted 2 months ago